August, 2009

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Hey Jackie, Nice Butt!

Monday, August 31st, 2009

Jackie has been working out with me for 4 weeks.  She is part of an ultra super uber top secret training program that I have been conducting.  I literally have been sworn to secrecy.  I am risking my life even mentioning it, but this story has to be told…

Jackie, along with 13 others have agreed to have their bodies transformed  over the course of a six week previously mentioned hush hush program.

I can’t talk about the training involved, or even the diet for that matter- but I will tell you the results have been outstanding.  When I can talk about it without penalty  – I will.

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The Worlds Greatest Drug

Monday, August 31st, 2009

 

Maybe this will catch on (probably not.)

I’m Not Above Bribery

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

There are 2 things you should know about me:

1) I Hate Losing.

2) I’m Not Above Bribery.

Based upon some recent events these are 2 very important facts to keep in mind.  So let me catch you up.

Earlier this week I had a conversation with a good friend of mine named Brett Riesenhuber.  Brett lives in Northern California, and like me he owns a high end personal training studio (called Prime Physique) and runs several bootcamps.  Interestingly, our “significant others” have the same name too.

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Time To Freak Out?

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

The August 17th 2009  cover of Time Magazine freaked a lot of people out.

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Not, me.  It takes more than a magazine cover to freak me out.  Like a man I resisted the urge to freak, and decided to read the article. 

But first I looked at the pictures….

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Mmmm….. doughnuts…..

The title of the article is“ Why Exercise Won’t Make You Thin”, obviously meant to get people all riled up.  And boy did it.  Do a Google search and you will see a bevy of experts from trainers to doctors saying the article full of crap.

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Take my wife, please

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Sometimes people suck.  Especially thieves, they really suck.

Back when I was in college at UCLA, I had my a studio apartment.  It was about 400 square feet and  without a doubt a major  s^*t hole.  It was the first time I had ever lived truly on my own, no parents, no roommates nothing.

Just me.

As I was paying for it all myself I didn’t have much either, a crappy B&W TV, a crappy stereo and a crappy futon to sleep on and not much else.  I was living on cornflakes and tuna (and yes, sometimes together… yes, I know…) and driving a very manly lavender and black 50cc scooter.  Ah,  the good ‘ol days.

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I wanted to tell you first ( but I blew it)

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

 

I can’t believe myself sometimes. I sent this info out to 3 other email lists, and even posted it all over CraigsList, but I forgot to send it out to my own list- and I meant to send it to you FIRST!!! 

Ooops.

So for that I am sorry, (so I have a special offer at the bottom as an apology. Just keep reading or scroll to the bottom) ,

And now for the BIG NEWS…

I have launched a new bootcamp in Chatsworth that is unlike anything you have seen – no joke.  It is called THE FIT BODY BOOT CAMP.

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