Let me ask you, have you recently been mistaken for Santa (or Mrs.) Claus?
Are random kids jumping on your lap, telling you what they want for Christmas and that the have “good” all year?
Do people ask you where you parked your sleigh?
Are you shoes caked with crusty reindeer poop?
Are elves following you?
Are you unusually jolly?
When you laugh does anyone point and say “Hey look, a bowl full of jelly!”?
Yeah, there’s a lot of that going around this time of year. And I can help you avoid further embarrassment and confusion.
Here’s how…
On December 24th and December 31st (Christmas and New Year’s Eve Days, respectively) I will be coaching a free bootcamp.
Yes, just like the Turkey Un-Stuffing I did a few weeks back, this will be free for anyone and everyone. ![]()
Bring family and friends.
Bring the in-laws (or not.)
No fee, no catch. Members , non-members everyone.
The workout will be 30-40 minutes and all you need to do is just show up ready to workout and get your a$$ kicked Santa style (I’m not sure what that means really).
All are welcome.
Here’s the details…
The Time and Place:
December 24th and December 31st, 9:30am (get there a few minutes early)
UPDATE: JAN 1st @ 9:30am too!
8300 Valley Circle, Blvd.
West Hills, Ca 91304
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So I hope to see you there! Email or call me with any questions.
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Joshua Carter, CPT The Body Transformation Expert Carter Fitness http://carterfitness.com 818-337-6175 |
PS: This is the perfect excuse to escape the family craziness that usually ensues at this time of year if only for a little while. Just remember eventually you will have to go home.
PPS: If you feel absolutely compelled you can bring me a present. I like peanut butter. No pressure.



You should do a live web cast of one of your boot camps… for us out of towners.