Poop Steak? Thanks, I’ll pass…

Written by Joshua Carter on June 21st, 2011
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WARNING: This post is completely juvenile and contains a few 4 letter words and numerous poop jokes.  This post has no redeeming qualities and should not be read by anyone. You have been warned.

So how hungry are you?  What if you were REALLY HUNGRY?

filmdrunk.uproxxDo you think you’d ever be hungry enough to eat at Turd Burger? Well thanks to some intrepid Japanese scientists now you can.

Yes, it is true.

From the same country that brought you Hello Kitty and Karaoke.  Those wacky Japanese now give the world shit steak.

Fresh from the deepest recesses… of their scientific imagination is a “meat” made from human feces.

Fecal Frankfurters anyone?
How about Crap Cakes?
Poop Pâté?

This stuff writes itself…

But apparently these guys are serious.  Check out the video. ===>>

 

Mmmm… Turd burgers.

 

It’s being called the “poop burger”. Japanese scientists have found a way to create artificial meat from sewage containing human feces.
Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.

 

He he, this was salad and hour ago…

Now I know that there are some very serious hunger issues in this world.  Butt come on, eating poop?  I don’t care how many times you wash it, ferment it, treat it, bleach it, have even have it blessed by the Pope– crap is crap.

Once it comes out that end there is no way it can be salvaged for human consumption.

EVER. (even with ketchup)

Now I think this is the perfect time for some poop jokes.  I will start it off and you continue in the comments…

JOKE #1
Husband: “Hey honey, what’s for dinner?”
Wife:”Leftovers.”
Husband: “Aw man, same shit again?”

Your turn…

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