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Wanna Be Fat? There’s an App for that.

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

This past weekend I was at a trainer conference in Newport Beach.  This is where top trainers from across the globe (and me) gather to talk about all things fitness.  This was limited to an elite 40 trainers (and again, me) who are a pretty brainy bunch, but things can get a little juvenile at times.

Yes indeed, my kind of group.

CaptureAt one point early on in the weekend there was a crowd gathering around one of my trainer buddies, Steve, and laughing hysterically.   Steve is usually a pretty funny guy anyway, but I had to see what was going on.

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Super Heroes Think Carter Fitness Rocks!

Monday, January 25th, 2010

This represents a new direction in Carter Fitness advertising.  See what you think…


“I once lifted a weight THIS BIG…”
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Joshua Carter, CPT
The Body Transformation Expert
Carter Fitness
http://6weekbodytransformation.com/
818-337-6175

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Super Stuff Oreo

Saturday, February 14th, 2009

There is no good reason for me to post this.

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I accept your challenge, sir

First of all whoever created this had too much time on their hands.  Second of all… wait,  I have no second.

For more odd ball foods that walk the line between sinfully awesome  (Snickers Pie) and puke-o-licious (Turbaconucken) visit http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Joshua Carter, CPT
The Body Transformation Expert
Carter Fitness
http://carterfitness.com
818-337-6175

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12 Days

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

I can never keep holiday songs straight.  Apparently I’m not the only one

 

 

Joshua Carter, CPT
The Body Transformation Expert
Carter Fitness
http://carterfitness.com
818-337-6175

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‘Twas The Night Before Christmas (at Carter Fitness)

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through the gym
Not a carb was found lurking near fit, plump or slim.
The dumbbells were stacked on the racks with great care
Just waiting for clients to pick up a pair.

The trainers all cautioned them to be committed
No visions of sugarplums would be permitted.
And Josh, the big boss man, reminded them all
Carter Fitness is there, if from your diet you fall.

When out in the parking lot arose such a clatter
Josh sprinted outside to see what was the matter.
When what to his eyes should emerge on the scene
But a red suited man with no fitness regime.

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If You Can Only Remember One Thing This Holiday Season…

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Remember this:

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You never know what he might do…

 

Joshua Carter, CPT
The Body Transformation Expert
Carter Fitness
http://carterfitness.com
818-337-6175

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Don’t Vote

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Listen to celebrities.  They are pretty.

 

 
 
-Joshua Carter

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Japan’s WTF Pizza

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Not long ago (earlier today actually) I launched an evil and dastardly plot to make other nations fatter.  That way we Americans will seem less piggy in comparison.  Sinister right?

I am well aware I have very little influence one way or the other at this point, but at least I know Mr. T is on my side.

Well it seems Japan has started without me.

Not long ago Pizza Hut in Japan released the "Mega Pizza".

 

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The Actual Mega Pizza – (If You Can Call It That)

 

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Mr. T, Snickers & My Evil Plot

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Speed walking just looks stupid.  I don’t even think it is debatable. But I’ll come back to that.

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Just keep walking…

Let me start with some disclosure.  I was a fan of Mr. T in the 80′s.  The first time I saw the mohawked, verbose muscle man encased in gold chains was in Rocky III where he beat the crap out of Sly Stallone.

It was not long after that that he starred as "B.A" Baracs on the hit show "The ‘A’ Team".  I can still hear the the theme song…

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I Give Up

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

Damn Nintendo Wii.  Ruining everything.  I thought that I was on the cutting edge, delivering state of the art fat loss training and nutrition programs online and at my highly regarded Carter Fitness training facility in beautiful West Hills, Ca. But apparently that is not the case.

I saw this commercial and I just knew.  I knew I was glimpsing the future.

Who needs a highly educated, inventive, motivating trainer with over 15 years of in the trenches experience guiding you every step of the way?

Not you.  All you need is a video game.

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