Let me ask you, have you recently been mistaken for Santa (or Mrs.) Claus?
Are random kids jumping on your lap, telling you what they want for Christmas and that the have “good” all year?
Do people ask you where you parked your sleigh?
Are you shoes caked with crusty reindeer poop?
Are elves following you?
Are you unusually jolly?
When you laugh does anyone point and say “Hey look, a bowl full of jelly!”?
Yeah, there’s a lot of that going around this time of year. And I can help you avoid further embarrassment and confusion.
