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A Very ‘Carter Fitness’ Christmas (a holiday poem)

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

A very clever holiday poem by Mrs. Claus (my wife Denyse), all new for 2011. 
Happy Holidays to all…

A Very ‘Carter Fitness’ Christmas

‘Twas the night before bootcamp when all through West Hills
Not a resident was seen taking fad diet pills
For there was a place that took care in the matter
Of turning “bowls full of jelly” into something much flatter

Away to Carter Fitness they clambered and fled
While visions of protein shakes danced in their heads
There Josh Carter stood in a red Santa cap
As he shouted to bootcampers, “Go take a long lap!”

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A gift for your FAT friends

Monday, December 19th, 2011

You’re going to want to give this to ALL of you’re fat friends… and your loved ones :)

I hope you caught my post last week about how I don’t pull punches when consulting clients, that rewarding mediocrity is ludicrous and “trying” is for losers not to mention if you want hugs and cuddles I can give you directions to Curves (becasuse we don’t do that here).

If you liked that, then this is right up your alley.

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Bobble Headed

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

In what is without a doubt the most unexpected and unique birthday gift I have ever received, I have been immortalized in bobble head- Yes I have been bobble headed.

 

boblejosh
Me, only smaller

 

Not a bad representation, the head to body ratio is actually pretty accurate.

But I can’t help thinking it also resembles veteran actor Mandy Pantinkin in his underwear.

 CRIMINAL MINDS
Oh Mandy…

 

Now I can’t decide what I find more disturbing: the thought of Mandy Patinkin in his skivvies or the fact I may resemble Mandy Patinkin in his skivvies.

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