Dear Evolution-
(Can I call you E? I’m gonna call you E.)
So E, I have some tough things I need to discuss with you. This might be hard for you to hear, but it is important that you listen with an open mind.
Before I get into it, I’ll start by saying some nice things.
So I’ll being with this: Opposable thumbs rock. Let me just say how much I enjoy my thumbs. I use them almost daily. Being able to easily grab stuff really makes my life much easier. It is almost effortless!
I’m sure you all remember Kirstie Alley as super stoic and sexy Vulcan, Lt. Saavik from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn. Although I hear she also had some success on some little TV show about a bar where everyone knows your name…
Live long, and prosper.
Well wherever you remember her from, you probably know the story by now: She got fat.
Twice.
I know as well as anyone that bodyweight can fluctuate throughout the year. Life gets in the way and s^*t just happens. My weight goes up and down and I do this crap for a living. No one is perfect.
