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Walking is for Suckers

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

 

It happens to me every week.  Without fail I get numerous emails and new clients who come to me and are utterly confused about their lack of progress.

They say essentially the same thing:  “I walk on my treadmill every day for 45 minutes and yet I am not losing any weight.”

My answer is more or less always the same : “ That’s because walking is for suckers.”

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Hey Doofus, here’s  a newsflash:  If you are doing it
while wearing a tie it is not exercise.

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Journey: Part 1

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

* What’s With The Hulk:  When I travel without my kids, I always take them with me the best way I can.  On my recent series of trips I brought a small action figure of  The Incredible Hulk along for the ride.  I take pictures of the green guy wherever I go, and then share them with the kids upon my return.

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